In general, I enjoy campground hostin’. But the dark side is dealin’ with the public. Lots of campers leave their shit lyin’ around – literally!
Here’s a list of body wastes I had to fuckin’ deal with just this week:
- One fucker left a solid turd semi-smeared on vault toilet floor.
- Few days later, another fucker smeared his shit on the wall of the toilet, right by the toilet paper.
- Some perv shot fresh cum in the toilet corner. Still glistening when I saw it.
- Lots of guys and gals just miss with their pee, diarrhea, and monthlies.
- Used toilet paper gets left all over the floor.
- Someone this week didn’t even bother with the toilet. He (or she) shat by the creek where kids and everyone walk.
More trash I had to fuck with this week:
- Most can’t seem to camp without leaving trash behind, especially:
- Bud Light cans
- Water bottle tops
- Cigarette butts
- Plastic utensils
- String and rope
- Any kinda wrapper
- One group dug a hole, dumped their waste food in, then didn’t bury it.
- Trout heads, skins, bones, and guts – anywhere and everywhere.
- Dog shit – anywhere and everywhere.
- Unburnable trash got stuffed in the campfire rings.
- A couple dipshits hacked the bark off half way ‘round a tree. Probably killed it. Why!?
AT THE SAME FUCKIN’ TIME, the fuckin’ shitheads act like I slapped their mommas when I tell them to pay the $8 camp fee or put their dogs on a leash.
If I’d had the Big Red Button in fronta me last night, Ida nuked every human bein’ on this here planet Earth. No bullshit!
At least one nice guest bought me a 6-pack of 7.2%. Time to go get fuckin’ wasted ...
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Shit in Woods Goes Gross to Nightmare
Ok, you talked me out of the idea of being a campground host unless financially necessary. I think it was the glistening present in the corner of the bathroom that put me over the edge.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they have these kinds of problems at those swanky RV parks that only take folks with newish Class A's?
DeleteI think some people go camping so they can stop trying to be respectable, well functioning humans for a while. Woo! Let's go get primal 'n' shit.
ReplyDeleteYeah, all primal with their generators and barbecue grills. N' shit.
DeleteFrom your experience, is there any demographic pattern among the assholes? Do they tend to be locals? Weekenders? Long term vacationers/travelers? Whatever?
ReplyDeleteIn this case, I think the nonsense leans more toward the locals who are used to going up to fish in the creek without paying and pretty much doing whatever they want.
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